Café Crawler


a motorcycle which has been modified to appear similar to a café racer, although shares few if any qualities of a legitimate café racer. this motorcycle will typically have lower handle bars, missing air box, and aftermarket m-ffler however will handle worse and have less power than if it were left stock.
that café crawler will only reach the ton if it goes off a cliff.

your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.

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