cafe rat
someone who loiters at a cafe, similar to a mallrat
jeremy does nothing all day but hang out at starbucks. he’s such a cafe rat.
Read Also:
- Squat Lobster
a scatalogical s-x move wherein one partner -ssumes the lobster position by squatting over another’s open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner’s mouth. it is usually courteous to return the favor. an alternate but rarely used form known as the squat rock lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks […]
- Squawking Penis
a little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason. boy :”wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh” babysitter : “sit down and shut the h-ll up you squawking p-n-s”
- Mall Pirate
kids who are acutally mall rats starting to call themselves mall pirates. they usually bring a mall ninja into it. there is a war between ninjas and pirates that they like to exploit. it is strange. see those kids at hot topic? they call themselves mall pirates.
- Tijuaneado
usually referring to cars that have been purchased in the u.s. and were imported to tijuana. after the person imported the car they will list the car as “no tijuaneado” meaning the car has not received the abuse that cars suffer from being driven on a daily basis on the streets of tijuana. sometimes the […]
- timeacaust
when you waste a lot of time doing something for no end result. person 1: so did you f-ck that b-tch from m-n-lapans last night? person 2: nah dude, i drove all the way down there and her parents were home. we ended up on the couch watching finding nemo with her little brother. person […]