Cafeteria Christian


one who chooses which customs of christianity to follow, in the same manner as one who chooses only the tastiest food at a cafeteria.
dude-man: “i choose to pray for a raise and celebrate christmas, but not the bit about killing nonbelievers.”

guy-fellow: “i guess that makes you a cafeteria christian, huh?”

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