cafeteria cumshot


when a kid m-st-rb-t-s under the cafeteria table and busts a nut into his lunch tray.
next, he places a second lunch tray on top and firmly presses down on it, letting any excess air escape.
once the load dries between the two trays, good luck trying to separate them.
(in the lunch line)

nick: “d-mn, these two trays won’t come apart, i guess i have to take both.”

kyle: “oh i know what you mean, i hate cafeteria c-mshots.”

nick: “what the h-ll are you talking about?”

kyle: “it’s j-zz, dude.”

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