Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend
an individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. the cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend cannot know that you’re crushing on them.
d-mn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!
Read Also:
- mezzo morto (masc)
half-dead he woke up this morning looking mezzo morto (masc)!
- Caffirmation
the wholehearted embrace of one’s need for caffeine. stacey gladly began her day with her usual caffirmation before heading to work.
- cajillion
a number greater than any other number and close in magnitude to gazillion and bazillion. anna nicole got married cause she loved the old fart….and he had a cajillion dollars. the largest possible number in the entire universe. no number comes even remotely close to this number, and it is so powerful that it may […]
- Michael Cera complex
having an intense attraction to any and all guys that possess the trademark characteristics of michael cera. these may include delicate features, lankiness, subtle sarcasm in almost every sentence, an adorably shy personality, a sweet smile, meek but also defensive if need be, and a hopeless romantic. “that guy over there is so cute. look […]
- Fatmo
n. a fat person who thinks that they are emo. they try to wear skinny jeans and have angled hairdo’s, but can’t pull it off. beware of m-ffin tops caused by skinny jeans. a: look at that fatmo! b: i know, they’re trying so hard to be emo! a: don’t look. they might eat you! […]