cafeteria lady
someone you never want to see naked.it’s that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.
i had a horrible dream where the cafeteria lady was sunbathing in the nude on the playground.
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