n. diarrhea induced by eating food from a cafeteria, particularly school or work cafeterias.
person a: what’s for lunch?
person b: i dunno.
person a: cafeteria again?
person b: i’ll p-ss. i had cafeterrhea all last night.
person a: how about lunch buffet at el pollo chipotle across the street?
person b: alright, i’ll settle for quesarrhea.

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