Caffey


1. verb. to put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don’t give a flying f-ck. you can’t get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.

3. noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. quit f-cking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude

2. “for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a f-ck!”
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