cage match


a gimmick match in pro wrestling
a cage surrounds the wrestling ring. both wrestlers start inside the ring (and thus inside the cage). in order to win, both of your feet have to hit the ground outside of the cage.
a nicholas cage film (not movie, any movie with nick cage is instantly promoted to film) marathon.
friend 1 : “d-mn, i’m so excited for our cage match tonight!”

friend 2: “yeah! the wicker man and ghost rider are some of my favourite films!”
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i can’t wait to get out of work so i can have a cage match
compet-tion against your opponent to post pictures of nicolas cage in unsuspecting places.

inspired by a “cage match” posted on imgur between a mother and her daughter

use of images from the subreddit: r/onetruegod (all hail nicolas cage!) is strongly encouraged.
i’ve had an cage match going on between me and my buddy for a long time, he made my sh-t my pants when i went to the bathroom and there was a picture of him on each piece of toilet paper.
round after round of meaningless s-x with someone you are extremely s-xually attracted to.
i dated a chic and we had nothing in common except for amazing cage matches.

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