Cage Syndrome


(n.) the inability to turn down theatrical roles, even if they could indeed ruin one’s career. brought about by such actors as samuel l. jackson (appearing in snakes on a plane for christ’s sake), and most importantly nicholas cage, for the syndrome is founded upon his decisions acutely, the actors continue disappoint many with their unwarranted actions.
d-mn, nicholas cage has the worst case of cage syndrome ever. he f-cking agreed to knowing and ghost rider of all god d-mn movies in this world.

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