Caged Monkey
a girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.
you are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. your wife puts on her bikini and still has her winter bush. you notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. you tell her “you look great, but you have a caged monkey”
when someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to sh-t in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.
“oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!”
…..
monkey sounds
splat!
you shouldn’t have walked in on a caged monkey!
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