a trashy town off to the side of st. louis. folks can see the arch from here while getting robbed at the gas station on jerome lane. the village of cahokia is slowly getting as bad as east st. louis… which, if you watch the news in the area… you will know that at least one person is shot here per day.
random man standing at the bus stop : “nice weather, huh?”
gangster man next to him : “what the f-ck you say?! -shoots random man-
random man : “dude… what… -gasp- did i do?”
gangster man : “you asked me the weather, i thought you were hitting on me. gotta watch that here in cahokia.”
- frazer ryan eastman
frazer ryan eastman is a guy who is weird, derpy, and he makes up songs in skype conversations… basically he’s a weirdy. what the h-ll is that frazer ryan eastman doing????
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- fairburn nap
rubbin the one eyed snake, milking the cow, spanking the monkey, spilling the milk, shaking hands with zues, jacking off, whacking the whale, chokeing the chicken, masturbation i took a fairburn nap today
a combination of fantastic , majestic,incredible and fabulous. used to describe items or events that are so sh-tastically amazing that they cause ones b-lls to explode due to joy overload. man, weekend at bernies was on last night, that movie is f-ck-ng fantasmacredilous, i was cleaning my ball off the walls for hours.
1. a firearm. 2. a swedish kitchen utensil utilized to convert ordinary m-ffins into doughnuts. see der moofin? und here der boomershooten!