Cailean


a skater/stoner kind of kid. a player in a sneaky kind of way. an -sshole that claims he wants to “change”. a kid that makes you stay on aim when you say bye even though he never talks. a horrible kisser. and a weird kid that pokes you in annoying spots. a kid with an abnormal head. a kid with no life. i kid that can’t skate. a short kid. a kid that has the emotions of a seventh grade girl. a kid that has too many friends. a kid that gives good hugs. a kid that tells really dumb jokes. basicly an -sshole that doesn’t know what he wants and likes to rip other peoples hearts out. bush} is better compared to him.
cailean has played two girls, claimed he “loved” them. he makes you feel like the cr-ppiest person in the world. and he makes things seem like it’s always your fault. and he is just a big fat plain jerk.

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