CAIR


the council on american-islamic relations, a highly subversive and controversial organization whose main goal is to force islam’s religion and culture on the united states. cair’s major agenda includes:

1: strongarming corporations into islamicizing their workplaces to conform to muslim culture.

2: actively resists any legitimate profiling of muslim air travelers with ssss secondary security screening by encouraging lawsuits against airlines that do it.
tsa screener: excuse me sir, you have been selected for a ssss screening. please follow me over to those chairs.

p-ssenger: you are doing this because i’m from the middle east! i’m going to report you and the airline to cair!

the council on american-islamic relations. an organization that seeks to improve the image of islam in america by viciously suing people aclu-style, constantly whining about islamophobia/racism, and funding overseas terrorism.
“cair – defending terrorists, funding hamas, and eating newborn babies since 1994.”

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