cairngormet

named after the white tipped cairngorm mountains in scotland, and including a ‘play on words’ involving the word ‘gourmet’ (pruducing or using high quality food) this s-xual technique (devised by an undergraduate at edinburgh university in 1975) involves the female partner performing oral or manual stimulation of her partner’ p-n-s until the moment of -j-c-l-t–n. as -j-c-l-t–n is imminent, she wraps the fingers of her hand around the tip of the p-n-s, leaving the tip approximately 3 cms below the upper surface of the encircling hand. holding the p-n-s in a vertical position, the female partner permits -j-c-l-t–n but attempts to keep as much s-m-n as possible in the small ‘pool’ created by the fingers and thumb of her hand.

once -j-c-l-t–n is complete, the female partner laps up the product of this emission, using her tongue to ensure that all traces of s-m-n have been removed from the ‘pool’. the “finale” of the event will include a tongue tip ‘sweep’ inside the foreskin if she is confident that a good standard of hygiene has been maintained by her partner. this erotic insertion will produce exquisite sensations for the male partner, the glans of the p-n-s being extremely sensitive after -j-c-l-t–n.
“that laddie gordon looked pleased with himself when he arrived at the law seminar this morning – did you two have fun after the reeling last night?”

“you could say that kirstie – he’d never been given a cairngormet before – i won’t be needing any high protein drinks for a while!”

“you wee naughty gerrul – yummy yummy!”