cajun steamer
a s-x act that involves siphering jumbalaya inside the v-g-n- of the female with a tube. the male (optional) then sucks it out and partaketh in it in a great feast. tabasco sauce is optional, but encouraged.
me and my old girl were eating at emeril’s restaraunt when i decided i was in the mood for a cajun steamer. now she’s in icu at grady!
much like the cleveland steamer, the cajun steamer involves sh-tting on the chest of a s-xual partner. however, the cajun steamer is performed after eating too much cajun food, resulting in m-ssively painful liquid sh-ts that splatter off the chest of the receiver to cover the room in the wonderful aroma of digested cajun food. extra cayenne pepper is a must.
so i was going to give mindy a cleveland steamer last night, but forgot that i had cajun food for lunch. needless to say, she got p-ssed when she got hit in the face by the splashes off my cajun steamer.
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