Cajun Waft
a description of the aftermath of a spicy cajun meal so powerful that there are farts up to the point of causing irritable bowel syndrome in a person (ibs) with visible gaseous emissions.
powerful stank emanating from someone who just ate a spicy meal (preferably a cajun spiced meal).
aka: the burning gust, a crimson wind, or a red mist.
jeff ate some cajun spiced fried chicken and now he’s complaining of intense stomach pain and a heavier than air cloud is drifting from him… he just pushed it towards me with his hands and now -cough- auuuughhh -gag-… he just cajun wafted me?! n-body gets away with a burning gust on me!! n-body!
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