Cake Dodger
one whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her obligatory birthday work cake.
a cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, oh-sh-t-i-didn’t-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous “hey look behind you… no really there’s someone behind you!” manoeuvre.
also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.
leo: hey mate, is the report ready to ?
james: shut up cake dodger!
##cakedodger #sc-m
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