cake in a mug
the literal sp-wn of satan. seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. tastes like a failed chemistry project from 7th grade. that sh-t looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it’s like a wild koala just sh-t inside of you. must never try. save yourselves. eat bricks before eating this witchcraft.
john: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
steve: man f-ck that i’d rather have oprah p-ss in my mouth
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