cake mix
the mix used to make cakes
i wanna make a cak but im outta cake mix
a women’s hot -ss
check out that cakemix
a girlfriend or crush
i am dating shannon coley. she is my cake mix.
a lovely girl tush with my hands on it
this is where two people are having intercourse, and a person comes up and cracks an egg on the girl. then, they throw cake mix all over her and yell, “cake mix!!!”
so, me and my friend cake-mixed this b-tch last night.
oh no, not the cake mix!
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