cake on head


used to describe a particular type of gay male. the ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.
h-m-s-xual number 1 – “check out that chicken in the diesel shirt with the hot arms!”

h-m-s-xual number 2 – “yeah but he’s all ‘cake on head’ he looks like a muppet.”

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