Cake On Top Of The Candle
when a chick (normally with a fat–ss) sits right on the top of a guy’s full blown b-n-r. -it hurts like h-ll-
guy 1: d-mn bro, you good? why are you holding your d-ck like that?
guy 2: i just came from inside the party. there was this baaad b-tch with a huge b-tt…
guy 1: ayyyye! my boy got some -ss!
guy 2: well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. out of nowhere i looked down and i had a full-f-cking-chub!
guy 1: and you f-cked her?! congrats bro, didn’t you had it in you.
guy 2: not exactly, i took a seat and didn’t realize my little man was standing tall. all of a sudden her ginormous -ss crushed my d-ck and bent it. she bent my f-cking b-n-r!!!
guy 1: ouch…cake on top of the candle?
guy 2: exactly…-falls over p-ssed out-
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