california accent
the stereotypical “surfer dude” accent in men and the “valley girl” accent in women. characterized by improper use of the word “like” and making statements with high rising terminals so that every statement sounds like a question. also marked by a use of vocal fry so that statements sound like the 17 year old you are talking to is a burned out adult who is bored of everything. lots of uses of words such as “sick” or “rad.” this accent bothers those over 40 and most people from places other than california or its neighbors.
“so, like, i’m totally going to like shred some sick pow today? so lets grab some brews bro and hit the trailllll.” “hey, you are from tampa, why are you using a california accent?”
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