cake pooper


it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.
person 1: “man this is a great party!”
person 2: “i agree! i’m having so much fun!”
person 3: “you know, we could all die later.”
person 1: “gosh person 3, why are you such a cake p–per?”

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