cake stand
the act of doing a handstand on a cake while gobbling down a m-ss amount of said cake’s contents, namely frosting, through your mouth. there is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of cake, the sugar will reach the brain more quickly. the person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many hungry friends.
i just did a cake stand and now i’m horribly full of cake and frosting.
usually performed on one’s birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient’s legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. derived from keg stand
the partygoers were moved to a frenzy after mrs. wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.
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