cake statement
a statement which is much like the cake in portal, meaning that it is a lie. these types of statements are common with ceos, presidents, toyota, fox news, bankers, and evil supercomputers.
toyota exec – we have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new toyotas!
-fresh off the line prius smashes in-
person – they always be makin’ cake statements.
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