Cake Stealing


when a man c-ms before a woman during s-x thus ‘stealing her cake’. like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. but then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. normally followed by ‘sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.’
“that dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait” or “i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing”

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