Cake Taster
anyone who performs f-ll-t– on a man’s organ. basically, a subst-tution of “cake” for “c-ck”. it’s ok to use the term about anyone, whether they’ve actually done the deed or not! especially effective when implying that a straight guy is lame, or ‘queer’.
“that cake taster just cut me off in traffic!” or ” what a f-cking cake taster! he’s afriaid to ask for her number!”
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