Sissy Spacek


you need three people to pull this one off. make sure you have a camera nearby as this is a very rare stunt to pull off. first, you get jessica simpson to get naked and bend over. then the second person holds a bucket of dry ice under her -ss. then you back up and kick the dry ice up her b-tthole like a punt-kicker. volia’..sissy sp-cek.
man #1: it’s a good thing i had so much blow on me last night.

man #2: why’s that?

man #1: how else would i have convinced jessica simpson to partic-p-te in a sissy sp-cek with my buddy and i?

man #2: gee, i wish i were there to see that.

man #1: indeed.
while doing a girl doggystyle, you reach out and use your index finger to pull her nose up and then yell “take the full length sissy!”

if you’re gay its called a kevin bacon
oh man, i heard brian was doing nancy doggystyle and gave her a sissy sp-cek last night. he’s hilarious.

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