cake vulture
the people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. they tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don’t know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.
luke: hey, are you coming to georgia’s goodbye party today? she’s been downsized.
ann: georgia? isn’t she in… accounting?
luke: who cares? there’s cake!
ann: you cake vulture.
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