cake whore


a woman who, by any means, will take advantage of others. she may be considered a trifling wh-r-, b-tch, sn-tch, c-nt, all of which are to the max. she cares not for anyone else’s feelings nor her reputation. she sees is as pure gain. she is envious of others and will try to dominate all conversations, party elements, and fun. a cake wh-r- is also a woman with no scruples in regards to friends. she may also be considered selfish and egocentric, but is most definitely greedy and willing to achieve personal happiness at the expense of others.

“chan” is a cake wh-r-; she has no concern for her friends, and wants her “cake” and probably already ate the whole f-cking thing too!
a woman on her third wedding or better.
how many times dis girl gonna get hitched? d-mn what a cake wh-r-.
cake wh-r- is a term used, usually not in an offensive way, to describe someone who eats all the cake.

the “cake wh-r-” can be either male of female, but tends to be female, hence “wh-r-“.

cake can be used as a collective term for other foods e.g. crisps, chocolate…
1. “hey jenny, stop being such a cake wh-r- :]”

2. “holy sh-t, sue is a cake wh-r-!”
referred to a female when eatting all the cake
hey sue can you stop being a cake wh-r-
a person in recovery who attends as many anniversary meetings as possible in order to maximize the number of cakes presented to them.
d-mn, it was good to see coolio celebrate fifteen years of clean & sober living, but did he need to be such a cake wh-r-? he went to three aa meetings and two na meetings today just to load up on chocolate. d-mn.

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