Cake Wreck
any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.
the error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.the only real guideline for a cake wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.
1: i told them i wanted my cake to say “happy birthday chris!” in orange, but they wrote the phrase
“happy birthday chris in orange!” right on my cake! it’s a cake wreck.
2: i saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! what a cake wreck.
3: i saw the funniest cake wreck on cakewrecks.com! it was soooooo hideous.
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