Cakeman
a legendary man with wild eyes and a cake on his head. upon seeing him he will deny his presence and give away cake.
person: hey its cakeman!!!
cakeman: cakeman doesnt exist! here eat this cake.
c-keman
gee what happened to you c-keman, formally known as cakeman.
a married man who strings along single girls with promises of a future relationship- ie. having one’s cake and eating it too.
not to be confused with an overlapper, someone who overlaps relationships because they can’t stand to be alone.
girl, you need to kick him to the curb. he is never going to leave his wife for you, he’s just a cakeman.
a male who spends too much money on females. comes from the work caking.
she wanted me to buy her that gucci dress but i aint n-body’s cakeman.
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