cakes for days


a way to describe females that have perfect to extraordinary amounts of booty. they are those special creatures that have a nice rounded (sometimes plumply firm, yet never sloppy) jiggle-booty that looks great in jeans and short-shorts. these women never, and can’t ever suffer from, or experience the effects of, no-ssitol syndrome.

a woman that possesses features opposite that of a longback.
kyle: uhoh…here comes jasmine..
rick: oh snap….
-they both smile in front of her, then stare her down intently after she p-sses by-
kyle: whew….did you see that -ss in them jeans????
rick: good lord…she had cakes for days–im in love.

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