Cakestered
this originated after consuming oreo cakesters. it begins when one is eating typically a sugary food and experiences a short but extremely satisfying high which causes a drastic increase in said food consumption. this is quickly followed by a lengthy and extremely deep low, where one experiences immediate regret of consumption and indescribable effects to the entire body, mainly the head, stomach and blood stream. one will typically experience these full range of symptoms within 5-10 minutes, however, the low will remain for upwards of an hour. in severe cases, an entire day or evening can be ruined by the unforgiving low. becoming cakestered is impossible to prevent because the extremely powerful high is too much for any man to conquer.
i got cakestered off those girl scout cookies and almost blacked out.
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