cakje
pr-nounced as “cak jeh” – someone who is a true joojup. always wanting buy 1 get free. always the last one to pick up the wallet. the one who skims on tax and tip when there is a party of 4 or more. (combined from the word cake and guhjee)
“that guy is a true cakje. can you believe he said that he’ll pay for my parking if i pay for his dinner and then he had the nerve to not tip the valet? and then he ordered seab-ss with truffle sauce plus dessert and wine and bruschetta!”
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