Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights)
when you have s-x with a women who has p-ssed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. this does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women’s lack of self control. the cal norton pertains to a woman who has suggested s-x only to p-ss out, as well as when a women p-sses out during s-x and you decide the job is worth finishing.
for those who enjoy the occ-ssional cal norton jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting s-x. she may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. congradulations, time for a cal norton jr.
the cal norton jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true p-ssion between only the most intimate of lovers.
origin-nascar country
woman: (cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)
man: grunts of manly delight
woman: zzzzzzzz
man: hmmm, what the h-ll? (he decides to resume the smash fest)
this is a cl-ssic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably cl-ssy, cal norton jr. (talladega nights). yea boi!
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