Cal Poly San Luis Obispo
the greatest school ever, will kick your schools -ss at anything (except football), has a farmers market downtown, had the coolest yosemite tower four floor two group ever in 06-07, known for its diverse white people haha, great parties, hot soccer men, find you best friend in a roomate, and the greatest experience you will ever have
roomie 1: rooms, where is the greatest place on earth?
roomie 2: duh, cal poly san luis obispo!!!
cal state school in the middle of nowhere filled with a bunch of pretentious losers that didn’t get into uc berkeley. is also the alma mater of scott peterson; convicted murderer currently on death row for killing his pregnant wife.
douche 1: dam man i didn’t get into berkeley
guy 1: sucks, so where are you going to study ancient medieval literature now?
d-ch- 1: guess i’ll go to cal poly san luis obispo.
guy 1: yes! i got into cal poly slo!
guy 2: didn’t that crazy -sshole scott peterson go there??
guy 1: oh yea huh? guess i better just go to cal state la or san diego state.
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