cal tor


california tortilla, the best “mexican” restaurant ever where all the people who work there are “sp-nky” and the newsletters are d-mn funny. located in good ol’ moco (montgomery county, md), soon to be worldwide!
joe: what are you doin for lunch
bob: let’s h-t up caltor
joe: ooo man, i’ve been cravin a thai chicken burrito all day!
an abbreviation for the word calculator.
student a: can you lend me your calculator?
student b: ok, here’s my caltor, take it.

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