CAL

somebody who is a known fascist or fascist sympathiser
“that guy hates minorities and oppressed peoples? what a cal!”
22 more definitions
c ock
a lways
l ittle
gosh! u have suck a cal
nadsat for “sh-t”

also cally = “sh-tty”

from clockwork orange
the grhzny bratchny b-tched me out and all that cal
cyberathelete amateur league. a league in cs where the best and worst of cs players go to get humiliated by pros.
where people who suck at cs think cal-i are hackers..those silly noobs.
1.cal-o (open)
2.cal-m (main)
3.cal-im (intermediate)
4.cal-i (invite
5.cal-p (professional)
1.we are goin cal this season..i doubt we will even reach cal-m
2.they can own u, they are cal-i
n.: a community of hackers; a league of hackers; a place where hackers compet-tively compete without getting caught; an overated counter-strike league.
example 1: dude, my hacking team made it to cal-p without getting caught.

example 2: i hack so i can only play in cal.
cyberathelete amateur league.. where people usually from counter-strike go and compete to see who’s the best, full of hackers and full of admins who dont give a sh-t if you hack… everyone cal m+ has hackers on their team
consists of these divisions

cal-o (open)
cal-im (intermediate)
cal-m (main)
cal-p
cal-i (invite)
dude i just like won playoffs in cal-p and the finals im goin cal-i lol!!1111111111111111111111111111
pulling a ‘cal’

involes taking an article or article(s) of clothing from one’s closet. with permission, however, with force. lots of force, wining, and maybe even some threats. dangerous procedure. no one should have to go through a cal. when article of clothing is returned, it will come back with mystery stains. if not returned, it was lost in a late night s-x trip on the other side of the city. you will never see it again, considering ‘cals’ do tend to be very promiscuous and do not stick to one mate. if someone has pulled a ‘cal’ on you, feel free to light their public hairs on fire.
cynthia: omg, like jen totally pulled a cal on me!
mel: sh-t, really?! lets throw rotten cuc-mbers at him!

joe: what’s up s-xy…
cal: haii hunn!
a sh-tty school for people that can’t go to a real school like notre dame
cal student: sweet, i’m in berkeley with a bunch of liberals!

smart person: dude liberals are f-ggots.

cal student: yah? well… well… whatever!