cala maria


cala maria is the mermaid boss in cuphead that pretty much everyone in the fandom has a crush on besides king dice. she is commonly shipped with mugman.
me: who’s your favorite cuphead boss?
friend: cala maria. she’s f-cking hot
me: preach to that

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