CALB


a g-d. he steals everyone’s b-tches. cooler than anyone you will ever meet.
it’s calb!!!!!! omg omg omg!!!!!! i love him!!!!!!!!
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abbreviation for chuckled a little bit. it means you’re not quite roflmao and you’re not really lol-ing when you see something funny in text or online. it’s when you do just exactly as it says, you just chuckle a lil bit.
i calb when i watched that video you posted of the ninja squirrel.
verb: to calb, to ‘chuckle a little bit’

to be used when you didn’t actually lol but you don’t want to hurt their feelings because their joke was so bad.
joker: ‘i may do mexican jokes, but i’d never do a spanish joke. no way josé’

victim: ‘i just calbed’.

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