calcitis


i syndrome -ssociated with doing too much calc homework. results in the patient having increased endorphin levels resulting in the person being usually giddy, finding the most trivial things amusing such as the fact that they mix sin(x) and cos(x) to form sos(x) which makes it seem like the variable x is crying out for help, just like the patient’s tired brain.
sam:–laughing hysterically while staring at paper–
john: “what’s wrong with him?”
bob: calcitis…
john: poor soul, is there anything we can do?
bob: we’re only in algebra, he’ll have to fight through it

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