calculated punctuation
the use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
the following is a typical use of calculated punctuation:
angrychick08: i’m very upset with you, steven.
angrychick08: have you anything to say for yourself?
guiltysteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
angrychick08: good boy.
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