calcumatater


when another -ssumed human being with a stable gender asks you to count their potatoes and the act requires a calculator.
is often best used to adress someone who is good at doing so (eg.you are the best calc-matater there is!!)
dude:hey bro im growing them sweet potato-tatoers!!
dude#2:cool do yuo knw hwo many you have theere??
dude:noooo broooooo.
dude#2cool lemme just pull out my c alculator and add these alll up
dude:ok kk lmoa kkk
dude#2:thats 3333 tater pottaters you got there !
dude: youre an awesome calc-matater!!!

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