Calendar Lockout

when you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.
oh sh-t it’s may, and i didn’t buy a calendar, no way im spending that money now. this is bullsh-t.

i guess you had a calendar lockout this year

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