calendar rape


in business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn’t consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.
johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. i needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. now i have to rearrange the entire day.

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