poofect


another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. a feeling of elation from the pooing experience.
i just took the most poofect sh-t in my entire life. i should have snapped a pic.

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