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the part of canada that thinks it’s texas.
dude, i just went on vacation to calgary, and there was a parade with all these fake cowboys and sh-t.
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a city in the province of alberta, canada, that has roughly a million people, hosts the calgary stampede, and should be the capital city instead of edmonton.
the best city in canada. has the flames, the new stampeders, and the calgary stampede, the greatest outdoor show on earth. madtroll, you are a d-ck and have probably never been to calgary. it’s a beautiful city full of life and culture. you are probably a redneck b-mpkin living in alabama. but that’s besides the point. calgary is a great city. hot girls, good bars, good times.
dude, let’s go to calgary. it’s sweet.
a city in alberta, canada, it is either loved or hated. contrary to popular belief, it is not populated by hard working blue collar cowboys, but by an astounding number of metros-xuals and asians. it is extremely rare to meet someone in calgary who was actually born there, as the majority of its inhabitants simply migrated there to earn lots of easy money. because of this, calgary is extremely diverse.

calgary is notorious for its awful traffic, as the city was never designed for the m-ssive amounts of foreign females that currently terrorize the streets. road construction is a year round occurrence.

calgary is also notorious for its lively nightlife, with a hodgepodge of nightclubs strewn throughout the various industrial parks. because of the utter disgrace of a transit system, drunk driving is the preferred and safest method of transport.

calgarian women are known as some of the most beautiful in the world, due to additives in the water treatment system. however, they are also some of the most demanding, with the vast majority not attracted to good looks or personality, but rather the fat wads of wonderful money that a man may possess. women who are not absolutely perfect quickly become vapid sl-ts that can be had for the price of one or two drinks.

besides alcohol abuse, there is extremely little to actually do in the city. a once a year festival know as the calgary stampede was implemented to introduce this extreme state of constant intoxication and public drunkenness to the rest of the world.

despite several shortcomings, calgary is still know the best city in canada, and is accepted throughout the scientific world as being the true center of the universe.
“lets go to calgary, it’s full of hot people and cheap liquor!”

“holy f-ck, calgary has almost as many asians as hongcouver!”
i’ve lived in both edmonton and calgary and calgary is the better. sure edmonton has that mall, but guess what? thats it. while in calgary we have the flames, the stampede, and globalfest. and we have lots of trees, a few sl-ts, and almost no mullets. so there!
why did brad pitt and angelina jolie come to calgary?
more things to do than edmonton, thats why!
located in western canada, alberta, calgary is home to many talented musicians such as tegan and sara, michael bernard fitzgerald, the dudes.

downtown is small, and has many homeless, although fewer within the past few years. they add character if you ask me. mostly, the corporates are oil companies, oil being a natural resource of alberta.

a lrt(light rail train) system, the ctrain, has been expanding to every corner of the city. with hopes to help with our traffic problem perhaps.

i love it honestly. usually you can seen the mountains which are beautiful. always pot, good club scene, definitely good shopping, chinook center is has been expanded twice and included urban outfitters, abercrombie, forever 21, burberry, coach, aritzia, tna, stuart weizman, etc.. awesome foodcourt with a merry go round in it, and planes on a track on the ceiling. downtown shopping is good, there is a holt renfrew. check out td. cross iron mills blows even though it is high recommended for its size.

calgary stampede is a week long fair that is held on the stampede grounds which has a rodeo, fireworks every night, a midway(rides and grub), performers on the cocacola stage, and is basically a week long drinking party. this is were the cowboy rumor started about us i believe. its not so true but still welcome.

calgary was mentioned in weeds season 6 near the beginning of the season, as was the stampede.

commonly referred as; calgs, cowtown, ctown, yxc, 403
pr-nounced cal-grie not cal-gar-ie
lets go to calgary
an expensive city in the praries. the women are superficial and think that you owe them the world. in general people are unfriendly and self centered. the transit system sucks, it’s expensive and never on time. driving sucks because the roads are in terrible condition and the genius city planners shut down multiple main routes for construction at the same time. there is nothing to do really, when you do venture to the outdoors they crowd people into small recreation areas or if you go to provincial or national parks the good trails are busy. i wouldn’t reccomend moving to this dump. you will acquire debt and find it hard to escape.
calgary, expensive, too busy, unfriendly people, a trap.
an awesome city with some great people, and some -ssholes. yes, there are sl-ts here, but there are sl-ts anywhere else too. interesting people. and 17th ave is pretty fun, as is downtown and mission. should be the capital of alberta.
calgary is better than deadmonton.