Calhoun High School
a high school located in north merrick. all the kids in south merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at kennedy high school in bellmore. has a great performing arts program and sports program. usually kids on sports, clubs, and on tour are really nice. everyone else is an -sswhole. calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. they will go to n-ssau community college and do absolutely nothing with their lives.
calhoun high school kid 1:you going to brookside tonight?
calhoun high school kid 2: yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics
the next morning…
calhoun high school kid 2:i drank 27 beers last night
calhoun high school kid 1: no you didn’t dipsh-t, you’d be in icu then
calhoun high school kid 2:oh well i guess i just make sh-t up to make me sound cool
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